So yesterday on the way to lunch, I received the following text from my friend Mary: "Billy, that blog about Alberto was mean. Aren't you grateful to him for driving you?"

First, I guess it should be said that none of this was meant to be mean. We're just poking fun. As we always do. Maybe we're just always mean.

Secondly, we definitely appreciate Alberto driving us. It's been fun. Death defying fun.